Yodie land

It was today I found out the cart was laced. I though I just greened out, before I've never greened out so that's what I thought. It was in eighth grade and my friend had just got a cart. In math we went to this other teachers room, he wouldn't really keep a good eye on us and he was really chill. Me, my bf, my friend ima call M and the dude who had a cart. I'm a casual smoker and I've hit a handful of carts before this. So I thought it was gonna be sum regular shit yk?
Well fast forward I hit this cart, the dude says its 86% thc, and from California. (I live nowhere near California). I've hit carts he's had before nothing like this. My other friends bf had to go home prior to me hitting the cart, he took 4 blinkers. Idk how tf he didn't die but, I heard his side of this story today.
I took a long hit, not long enough to be a blinker but long enough. My friend M, and my bf also took a hit. They have a higher tolerance than me but that's not the point. Only thing I remember really is I was trying to do my ixls and everything was just spinning around so fast and I kept moving so fast like the flash. Then getting kicked out of english, sent down to the common area. I was sitting in a comfy chair like a cousiny one, surrounded by my boyfriends friends. They kept telling me I'm in yodie land and shit. Then one of his friends kept trying to punch my leg, my bf told him to stop tormenting me. Everything my boyfriend tried to hold my hard or arm. I felt like throwing up, my eyes were closed during this whole class almost I felt so dizzy. My bf tried holding me and I told him to stop touching me and he smelt like a wet dog, and I felt like throwing up. He left me alone but still catered to my needs i felt bad after but, it's whatever he didn't care. He knew I was out of it. Eventually my friend M forced me to get up and go to the bathroom so she could hit my nic. On the way there i almost threw up and when i got there I lied there in the bathroom. About ten minutes pass and I got sit by my bfs friends and him. It's time to switch classes now. He helps me up the stairs and we get to the next class and I fall asleep. That's all I remember.
Edit: I was told by my friend it was k idk for sure I haven't tried crazy shit like that 😭

Hey guys, I didn’t know there was a community for this and I’m not really a redditor but I would love to hear some opinions from y’all.
I had my first and only CHS episode about a year and a half ago I would say. I had the constant vomit, weight loss, no eating, whole shebang. I have an addictive personality so I switched from 100 bowls a day to drinking and obviously it’s a lot less healthy so I wanna go back to the ganj.
Tbh I’m not even sure I had CHS because I would smoke batch bowls (tabaco and weed) daily so it might of been that, and I’m a dirty bastard that would smoke reclaim if I was really geekin.
I’m looking to get your guys opinions if I should take the train back to yodie land or not. It’s kinda scary cause chs sucks but i feel like it would be a betterment for my life if I could go back to weed.
(EDIT I will make a post about it if I do end up smoking and share my experience)
(EDIT 2.0 If i smoke just a tiny amount once (I.E. a puff off a joint) will I just go straight back to full blown chs?)

Am I high? Yep. Am I allowed to? Also yes.

Idek I'm stuck on the coach vibing

Once upon a time, there was a man named Fulcrum who loved nothing more than smoking zaza, also known as weed. He smoked it all day, every day, and was never seen without his trusty weed pen.
One day, Fulcrum realized that he was running low on zaza. He panicked, knowing that he couldn't go without his beloved weed for long. He searched high and low for more, but to no avail. He even considered stealing some from his neighbors, but he knew that was a risky move.
As the days went by, Fulcrum became increasingly anxious and irritable. He snapped at everyone around him, and his normally happy-go-lucky demeanor turned sour.
One day, while he was in the midst of a particularly bad mood, Fulcrum had a fateful idea. He thought to himself, "What if I could get my hands on some zaza that's so powerful, it could change the course of history?"
He immediately set out to find the strongest zaza he could. He scoured the city, visiting every dealer he knew, until he finally found what he was looking for.
The zaza was so potent that Fulcrum couldn't resist smoking it all in one sitting. He felt invincible and unstoppable, and he decided to test his newfound power by doing something truly crazy.
Fulcrum marched straight into the nearest military base and demanded to speak with the highest-ranking officer he could find. When he was brought to the commander-in-chief, he told him that he had a plan to end the war once and for all.
The commander was intrigued, and Fulcrum proceeded to lay out his plan. He told the commander that if they dropped a bomb on a city in Japan called Hiroshima, it would force the Japanese to surrender and end the war.
The commander was hesitant at first, but Fulcrum's zaza-fueled confidence was contagious. Before he knew it, the commander had given the order to drop the bomb.
The rest, as they say, is history. The bomb was dropped, and the war soon came to an end. But Fulcrum's actions had far-reaching consequences. The people of Hiroshima were devastated, and the world was forever changed.
In the years that followed, Fulcrum's name became synonymous with the bombing of Hiroshima. The city itself was even renamed Yodie land, in honor of Fulcrum's love for zaza.
And as for America, well, they decided to embrace their love of weed even more. They built a new city called Blinker City, where it was mandatory to hit at least three blinkers on your weed pen every day.
But amidst all the smoking and celebration, there were those who couldn't help but wonder: what if Fulcrum had just found some more zaza instead of resorting to such extreme measures?

It’s been months since I’ve taken a dab. Haven’t been smoking much either for most of this and last year. My point is, im about to be faded than a hoe out in yodi land

I'm feeling great,warm, giggly, and absolutely obliterated. Need I say more? Penjamin city? Shall we? Cheers my friends.